How to guarantee you’re never the guy selling your product with… Butt-Ugly Copy! Dear Marketer, If you want a sales letter that puts a .357 Magnum to your prospect's head... demands he reads every word… and forces him to hand over his hard earned money... then this will be the most important message your ever read! Why? Because one of the biggest problems for marketers is -- with a glut of wet-behind-the-ears copywriters flooding the marketplace -- it is nearly impossible to find a copywriter with the talent to write kick-ass copy... for a reasonable fee... and deliver on time. It's no secret the marketing graveyard is choked with breath-taking products slaughtered by bad sales copy! And it scares the hell out of most marketers. Months of hard work and thousands of dollars down the drain… because they hire a brain-dead wannabe copywriter who can't write for shit! Or even worse... they pinch pennies and write their own crappy copy! But for savvy marketers it's a no brainer... they hire a street-wise copywriter to write a sales letter that grabs the reader by the eyeballs and rips the money out of their wallets! My name is Colin Joss... and when it comes to writing copy I’ve been through the wars… and I’ve got the scars to prove it. Back in 2005 I discovered people were making money online. Not just a few dollars selling junk on eBay but thousands of dollars every month! Enough money to give up their day jobs, work from home, and spend more time with their families. For a guy who was travelling 2 hours each way to a dull office job, making money online sounded pretty damn good. I jumped in feet first into the internet marketing world and bought every ebook, video, and course I could get my hands on. I spent hours every single day learning all the weird and wonderful jargon… autoresponders, squeeze pages, affiliates, domains, back links, HTML, and a whole lot more. Studying all that technical mumbo jumbo killed a lot of time. Eventually I knuckled down and started creating my first product. It was hard work but I got through it… slowly. But I ran slap-bang into a brick wall! I had to write copy to sell the damn thing! To be honest, writing copy scared the hell out of me. If I wrote crappy copy it would kill my sales and kill my dreams of making money online. But what could I do? I’d no other choice. I wrote the copy slowly. Painfully. Word by word. Sentence by sentence. It took weeks. But finally I had my first sales letter finished. I gritted my teeth and put it online. I sat at my beat-up kitchen table and waited for the sales to roll in. And they did! Over $1,000 in the first day. Over $5,000 in the first week. And over $30,000 in the first year! How I Murdered My Marketing Career With Sales Copy That Sucked! But it all went down hill after that. My next three product launches crashed and burned. Each one worse than the last. Dreams of working from home as a full-time marketer twisted into thoughts of failure and frustration. I couldn’t understand it. Why had my first product made a bundle and the others barely raked in a few hundred dollars? I scratched my head for a few weeks but I came up blank. I knew it had to be something to do with the sales copy. I’d got a truckload of people hitting my websites but hardly anyone bought a damn thing. So I paid John Carlton -- the world’s #1 copywriter -- close to $1,000 to review one of my sales letters. John’s a take-no-prisoners kind of guy. His response was pretty blunt. “Your copy sucks!” John went on to rip me a new asshole and tear my copy to shreds. “You lucked out with that first sales letter. You hit a hot niche at the right time. That’s all. You can’t write copy for shit!” Fortunately, I’m Not The Kind Of Guy Who Takes It Lying Down! That pissed me off! I’m a stubborn S.O.B. The moment I heard Carlton tell me  “You can’t write copy for shit!” I was hell-bent to prove him wrong! I shut down my struggling internet marketing biz. I was going to become a kick-ass copywriter... even if it killed me. I buried myself in the copywriting classics and the new stuff. I blew a wad off cash with a famous writer's institute. But I still didn't get it -- copywriting was still a mystery. I beat my head bloody for another year before I made a breakthrough. John Carlton -- the same guy who’d torn me apart -- offered to teach me his copywriting system! The same system he’d used for over 25 years to create sales letters that created fortunes for the biggest publishers in the world... as well as countless entrepreneurs. I was stuck between a rock and a hard place! Part of me wanted to do it all by myself. To tell Carlton to go to hell… I’d figure it out on my own. (I told you I was stubborn as a mule.) But then I realized I’d be dumber than box of hammers not to grab John’s offer with both hands. I signed up. I Almost Emptied My Bank Account To Peer Inside John Carlton's Bag Of Tricks! Here’s just some of the sneaky tricks Carlton taught me to write killer sales copy... The top-secret 17-step copywriting blueprint kept under lock and key by a crack squad of million-dollar copywriters. This is the exact blueprint that's generated hundreds of millions of dollars in sales! (If I told you these forbidden tactics I'd be hunted down like a dog.  But there's nothing to stop me using them to write your sales letter!) Target your prospect with 4 hit-squad tactics that track him down and lock him in your sights. These strategies deliver your sales message with deadly accuracy! Your prospect will have no place to hide! 3 dirty tricks to expose your prospect's hidden desires that are never taught in copywriting “schools”! These underhanded methods read your prospect’s mind and reveal exactly what she needs to hear to hand over her hard earned cash! Assassinate your competition with the lethal “last man standing” tactic. You’ll be standing tall over the bodies of your competition… even in an overcrowded niche! (And your prospects will have only one place to buy!) Hit your prospect in the head and the heart with a killer list of features and benefits that delivers blow after blow until he’s beaten into submission and desperate to buy! Snatch your prospect with a deadly hook and refuse to let him go until he’s read every single word of your sales letter and pulled out his credit card! How to get your sales letter read like a 14-year old boy reads his first Playboy! (And even those stubborn as a mule prospects that refuse will be scrambling for their wallets!) With the locked room interrogation method you'll be a strapped to a hard wooden chair, a bright light shone in your eyes, and interrogated until you reveal every secret and story about your product. (At the end, you'll be bruised and battered but you'll understand why when your bank account is choked with cold, hard cash!) Kick 'em when they're down when you hit your prospect again and again, beating him down to his knees with every reason why he must buy your product. Just when he thinks you can't hurt him anymore, this dirty little trick delivers the final blow that forces him to cry uncle... and shove his money into your hands! A dirty little sleeper scheme that infiltrates you into your prospect’s life. She’ll think you’re just a friend shooting the breeze but secretly you’re coercing her to buy your product! Spark a rush of prospects with these 4 tricks to incite a riot and create an almost unconscious desire to buy prospects with these insidious insider secrets! And a whole bunch more I can't even hint at! But what’s all this got to do with you? Well if you… Hate To Write Copy… But Still Want Your Product To Knock It Out Of The Park? Then Check This Out… What if your next sales letter was written using this hundred million dollar copywriting blueprint? Think about it... the secrets of the world’s #1 copywriter raking in mega bucks for you... as easy as taking candy from a baby! Let’s be honest... you could sweat blood for weeks writing your own copy. And you’d save a few bucks. But in the long run you’d be crying in your beer when your product sank without trace. I’m pretty damn sure you don’t want that to happen. You’ve probably spent months… maybe even years... creating your product. You might’ve staked everything you’ve got on making this work. You don’t want to screw it up, do you? So what can you do? Hire me to write you a kick-ass sales letter that will flood you with orders. Let me do all the hard work for you and take the weight of your shoulders.  Wouldn’t you feel happier with a professional copywriter writing your copy? Here’s my guarantee to you... If you’re not over the moon with the sales copy I write, I’ll rewrite… and rewrite… and rewrite until you’re jumping for joy! And it’ll not cost you a penny more. I’ll pay for every single rewrite out of my own pocket. Why? Here’s the bottom line... my reputation is on the line. If you’re not happy with the copy you’ll tell half the world. And my business will die a slow death. There’s no way I’m going let that happen. I’ll work my butt off to write you a kick-ass sales letter that rakes in cash. And I want your business again and again. I want to be your go-to guy for copywriting. So I’ll do my damndest to keep you sweet and keep you as a client. But I don’t write copy for anyone.  I’m pretty picky. If you’re selling junk... something with resale rights or something you’ve knocked together to make a few bucks... I’m not interested. It’s up to you… You can hire a wannabe or you can hire a John Calrton trained copywriter... me! How much to hire me? Only $997. That’s a drop in the ocean compared to most copywriters… at least the good ones. Why so cheap? It’s because… I’m a Shameless Whore! That’s what Carlton calls it. I’ll be brutally honest with you... once I’ve got a dozen or so sales letters under my belt I’ll be charging big bucks... at least $4,997. But for now I’m willing to write you a sales letter for less than $1,000. It’s what they call in business B.S. a “win-win”. I get a sales letter for my portfolio and you get a kick-ass sales letter at a fraction of what it should really cost! Here’s what to do now... It’s simple. Just drop me an email at colin AT colinjoss.com and tell me as much as you can about yourself and your product. I’ll get back to you and let you know if I’m interested in writing your sales letter. We’ll take it from there. That’s all. No need to hand over your credit card details or send a payment thru PayPal... all you do is send an email. I look forward to hearing from you. Colin Joss P.S. Remember I’m a John Carlton trained copywriter. John’s the world’s #1 copywriter and he’s shared his 17-step copywriting blueprint with me. Even a jackass following Carlton’s blueprint could write you a better sales letter than 99% of copywriters out there!